GA- On-Campus Public Pee Contests At UGA May Have Serious Consequences

9-30-2008 Georgia:

I’m not ashamed to admit to having some questionable judgment when ingesting large amounts of alcohol, but my idiot friends took the cake while tailgating for the UGA-Bama game.

After having to hit up the nasty messes known as porta-potties on numerous occasions on Saturday, they decided to find alternative places to go. It was hot, they were drunk, and most importantly, they were sick of waiting in lines when they HAD to go. So a few of them decided to just find places to go (usually between cars) and time themselves to see who went the longest. Both cool and classy, I’m aware.

While a friend finished timing his 1 minute, 7 second stream, he heard someone coming behind him. Unfortunately, it was a less-than-amused cop.

Although he got off with a warning, the cop informed us that during the GA Southern game he gave someone a ticket for public exposure under similar circumstances. The kid had previously been caught peeing downtown one night, and once again outside a party. That's three times and apparently there is a law that states if you are caught for public exposure on three occasions, you have to register as a sex offender.

Yeah, like one of those guys you see on hidden-camera shows. The habitual public-pisser now can’t live within a certain number of feet of schools or even bus stops, and has to register his home location at all times. He relieved himself while drunk three times and now he’s publicly known as a sex offender. And it stays with you-undoubtedly influencing what job you get, where you can live, and most importantly, your social life.

So save yourself the embarrassment and either zip up, or at least adapt the public pee game to involve some sort of watchdog. ..News Source.. by Tony